Today, I have two quick questions for you—
Would you like your name to be used in a book? (Not porn, of course! Unless you have some spectacular attributes you want to brag about.)
If you knew your name appeared in a book, would you be more likely to read it? (Or, in the case of porn, at least look at the pictures?)
DISCLAIMER: No, I do not write porn. Humor, folks. Humor.
Please let me know in the comment section. Thanks for stopping by!