STOP THE PRESSES! I’VE BEEN INTERVIEWED!
No, not on CNN…on the interwebs!
And, naturally, I had to share it with you, Dear Readers.
Now’s your chance to get all the inside dirt! You can finally put your mind to rest from all those questions that have been keeping you awake at night…you will be IN THE KNOW!
L.C. Bennett Stern bares all! (Completely untrue.)
Remember—you heard it here first! Now, go forth and spread the word “to infinity and beyond!” Oh wait, that was Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story. Sorry. Anyway, tell people—okay? Please?